The Craziest Quotes from Transformers: Age of Extinction

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Critics all agree that Transformers: Age of Extinction is a terrible movie. They complain about the lack of a sufficient story and plot, the exaggerated effects, and the often unrealistic dialogue. However, I completely and thoroughly enjoyed every terrible second of Transformers: Age of Extinction. Just like any other Michael Bay film, the movie featured intense action, lots of military weapons and snappy quotes. In fact, the quotes in Transformers: Age of Extinction were just as entertaining as the action. Below are some of my favorite quotes from Transformers: Age of Extinction:

Almost time to get a tan and get wasted. Wooooooooo

– Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz) talking to her girlfriends.

I can break it down, strip it for parts. This stuff is what’s going to put you in college!

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) talking about the junk truck he just bought

$5000.00 for it. Its got 36 guns. Alien sh*t

– random guy on YouTube auctioning a Transformer he found

I have only been chief of staff since Monday but I do know that the alien war stuff… these are the only fun meetings

– the President’s chief of staff

Its not their planet, never was. Its time to take it back!

– Harold Attinger (Kelsey Grammer) talking about Transformers

I don’t think it’s a truck at all. I think we just found a transformer

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) after discovering that his junk truck is Optimus Prime

I’m an inventor. This could be a gamechanger for me

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) trying to convince everyone to let him keep Optimus Prime

I don’t think you can own someone. That was like a while ago, even in texas

– Lucas Flannery (T.J. Miller) responding to Cade Yeager after he says I own you

Dad. There is a missile in the family room

– Tessa Yeager (Nicola Peltz) after the missile in Optimus Prime ends up in their family room

My face is my warrant

– James Savoy (Titus Welliver) after Cade Yeager asks to see a warrant

By the way, I’m totally legit. I just got picked up by RedBull

– Shane Dyson (Jack Reynor) trying co convince Cade Yeager that he should date his daughter

Transformium. That’s what we’re calling it.

– scientist giving a name to the rare metal that transformers are made of

I modelled Galvatron after Optimus prime. Why does he keep looking like Megatron?

– Joshua Joyce (Stanley Tucci) asking his scientists why Galvatron looks like Megatron

I’m not here to help you rescue your daughter. You’re here to help me rescue my girlfriend

– Shane Dyson (Jack Reynor) explaining the rescue mission to Cade Yeager

You ready or are you going to bitch out on me? Don’t bitch out on me

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) to Shane

Oh, man. I’m so gonna patent this sh*t

.- Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) on the Alien gun

Insurance? You go get insurance on a friggin spaceship. Good luck with that buddy

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) when some dude asks if he has insurance for wrecking his car. He then shoves the dude and drinks a Bud Light

Sweetie, hand me my alien gun

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg)

I know you have a conscience because you are an inventor like me

– Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) to Joshua Joyce

How do you say get the f**k out of the way in Chinese

– Joshua Joyce (Stanley Tucci) trying to pass some old Chinese ladies

I’m a wicked warrior robot

– Hound (John Goodman)

You just want to die for the guy

– Green Autobot talking about Optimus Prime


Mifty Yusuf is a Montreal-based software developer who enjoys playing with new web technologies as well as comic books and illustrations. He beleives that, no matter what the question is, the answer is always Batman!


  1. you forgot the fat autobot when he is doing flips and shooting in Hong Kong and then he says something like: I’m a fat killing ballarina

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