So, its official: Ben Affleck will play Batman in the next Superman movie tentatively called Batman vs. Superman. He just ruined my chart of awesome! Now I’ve got nothing against him but of all the actors in the world, you had to choose Ben Affleck??? I don’t hate him as an actor, but I’m still very bitter about that awful Daredevil movie. Whenever I think of him in a mask, all I see is Daredevil. And the problem is that Daredevil is not even on the same league as Batman. Batman is simply awesome!! I mean come on, look at the really awesome pics of Batman below:
Pretty awesome pics right? And those were the first two pics of Batman I found. You know why? It’s because its impossible to find a picture of Batman that isn’t awesome. In fact, I dare you to find an awful picture of Batman on the Internet, They just don’t exist. Not even on the Internet… But all that is going to change now that he will be played by the guy who did Daredevil and Gigli. Here’s a pic of how Affleck must be feeling right now:
anybody who knows about my chart of awesome knows that nobody in the world is more awesome than Batman! So by that definition, nobody is more awesome than Ben Affleck. What a cruel irony…
my favorite comment on the topic so far is from Kevin O’Conner:
Aww man! Nicolas Cage must be sooo pissed right now.